Welcome to the second ever (weekly) Vurbmoto Punday Monday, where we have enlisted the help of the two puniest dudes we know: Randy “FMIP” Richardson and Dylan “Chicago Dog” Jackson. VurbWes threw some puns in this week, as well. We will let you be the judge if he should continue on this column or not.
Each week, Randy and C Dog (and maybe VurbWes) will put together their punniest headlines from around the world of supercross/motocross.
We will post said puns on this website.
Want to join in on the action: drop a comment below or follow @vurbmoto on IG, Twitter and Facebook and drop YOUR best pun. Wherever you want to submit your puniest headline, we will find it. Shout out to Darkside for the idea many months ago while Wes was on the Wrap Up Show (RIP).
The following week, we will announce a winner and they get some awesome prizes.
WINNERS FROM A1 PUNDAY MONDAY
1st place: general_scoot on IG: “Colorado man accused with 21 counts of brutality on California racetrack. More at 11.”
2nd place: bigjohnny4986 on IG: “Malcolm was head over heals for the A1 track!”
3rd place: @WarrenReidMoto on Twitter: “When you come to a ForkNER in the road, take it OUT!”
Congrats! Please email us at [email protected] and we will get you dialed in!
Now, enjoy Randy and C Dog’s (and VurbWes) puns from Vurb Diego.
“Max Effort, Minimum results: Tough night for Vohland”
“Hahn’s Solo: A salute to Pulp”
“Contenders, Pretenders, and Fender-benders: San Diego SX”
“Over-cooked Stew: Malcom’s rough night in SD”
“If you can’t stand the Heat, get outta the Kitchen… I mean Main”
“While some animal print gear has been iconic, TLD has crossed the line with their skunk inspired design.”
“Rumors have it that on Kenny’s pitboard above where his mechanic writes, there’s bold print: “DO NOT STALL IT”
“I haven’t seen anything as hammered as Sexton’s gas tank since ’90s Supercross after party”
“In a French accent… “Can Tomac ménage a third win?”
“Hahn hands PulpMX his second loss! 🖕🖕”
“Malcolm’s overstew for a win!”
“JA & Barcia…“The tweet hits the fan”
“Cooper not out of the Webb’s yet”
“Jett celebrates another victory in a-dough-rable fashion”
“Tomac and Webb check out while Anderson and Barcia take out.”
“Hahn Flips into Second Consecutive victory”
And we already go the ENTIRE INDUSTRY WEIGHING IN:
Main image: Jessica Reed