Punday Monday, Houston: Antsy Anstie Rocks and Puts it on the Box

Welcome to the fourth ever (weekly) Vurbmoto Punday Monday, where we have enlisted the help of the two puniest dudes we know: Randy “FMIP” Richardson and Dylan “Chicago Dog” Jackson.

Each week, Randy and C Dog (and maybe VurbWes) will put together their punniest headlines from around the world of supercross/motocross.

We will post said puns on this website. Want to join in on the action: drop a comment below and we may give away a free t-shirt if it is good.


⁃ Houston, we have a Deegan

⁃ Antsy Anstie rocks and puts it on the box! 🥈

⁃ Lots of haters on Haiden quiet after his Deegan deep efforts result in 4th in pro debut!

⁃ Several riders hoped to find additional speed coming into Houston round but instead only found cowboy hats. 🤠

⁃ Houston’s sandy corner proves to be a real beach 🏝 

⁃ Sexton ship loses wind and sails to second

⁃ Dirt Wurx asks Coty Schock if he’ll stay after race to help finish moving bridge out of NRG Stadium

⁃ AC let’s it all hang out… behind a porta potty and pays a $1,000 pee-pee fee-fee 💦💵


– Hunter becomes the Hunter: Can anyone challenge Lawrence for the East Coast title?

– Coty turns bridge into Schock-absorber in Houston

– Return of the (to)mac: Eli back on top in Houston

– Danger Report ⚠️: Deegan snags a top-5 in SX debut

Main image: Feld Motor Sports

Written by Chicago Dog

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