Punday Monday brought to you by Teenior Citizen™, the perfect blend of Dad jokes and a teenager’s childlike humor.
Welcome to the fifth ever (weekly) Vurbmoto Punday Monday, where we have enlisted the help of the two puniest dudes we know: Randy “FMIP” Richardson and Dylan “Chicago Dog” Jackson.
Each week, Randy and C Dog (and maybe VurbWes) will put together their punniest headlines from around the world of supercross/motocross.
We will post said puns on this website. Want to join in on the action: drop a comment below and we may give away a free t-shirt if it is good.
FMIP’s:
⁃ Tampa sand proves to be a real BEACH!
⁃ 250cc Heat 2: Dangerous sky’s dump while Dangerboy Dominates
⁃ Copper Webb dusts off contend with Tampa win!
⁃ Max Anstie’s podium interviews are literally the best… LITERALLY!
⁃ Sexton dropped the lead and Cooper dropped the hammer! 🔨🏁
⁃ Some JA Bam Bams Barcia
– 250 LCQ: Simonson commits “Mainslaughter” on Weltin in final turn!
C-Dog’s:
– Whoops, there it is! Chase loses it at the end
– Danger Boy continues his riDEEGulously good start to his pro debut
– Sexton gets caught in Cooper’s Webb
– Law-abiding Citizen: Hunter w/ epic pass for the W
– Sand section is a real son of a beach for the riders
Main image: Jessica Reed