Slawdictions for Salt Lake City 1: Don’t Stop Believing… in Tomac

We are 15 rounds down with two more to go and Slaw is all out of…. HAHAH I’m never out of flaming, hot bold predictions. Buckle up, doggies, as I got some good ones for this weekend.

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Prediction

I really like Ken on this type of track. Yeah, I know, ninth at the first one and all, but I chalk that up to slick conditions. If the weather is good, Ken wins again and we take this title fight to SLC.

I mean, COME ON. Ken had the damn thing on lock before he went down in the whoops and then got caught in Cooper’s spider web…. AGAIN.

Slawdiction: 8 out of 10. Hey, he lead for like 18 minutes, so that counts for something.

Prediction

Yeah, I don’t like Cooper at this track. It just doesn’t suit what makes him good. I think he’ll manage well, because that’s what he’s good at, but I don’t think it’s enough for a podium. Fourth place finish for Cooper “Walking in a Spider” Webb.

NEVER DOUBT COOPER WEBB. NEVER DOUBT COOPER WEBB. NEVER DOUBT COOPER WEBB. NEVER DOUBT COOPER WEBB. NEVER DOUBT COOPER WEBB. NEVER DOUBT COOPER WEBB. NEVER DOUBT COOPER WEBB. NEVER DOUBT COOPER WEBB. NEVER DOUBT COOPER WEBB. NEVER DOUBT COOPER WEBB. NEVER DOUBT COOPER WEBB. NEVER DOUBT COOPER WEBB. NEVER DOUBT COOPER WEBB. NEVER DOUBT COOPER WEBB.

Slawdiction: -999999999 out of 10.

Prediction

I mean, if dude can come back from that crash and podium without a front number plate, imagine what he can do WITH a front number plate…

Yes, we all predicted McAdoo would have 1000 more crashes at Atlanta. We all knew that was going to happen, right? No, no we didn’t.

Slawdiction: 0 out of 10.

Prediction

Starts will be key again, and if Justin Cooper can get out front early, I think he wins another and puts this championship on ice.

I really believe Cooper mailed this one in. Look, he knew McAdoo was ramming it all over the track and second was enough. So he took second and totally f’d Slaw in the process.

Slawdiction: 0 out of 10.

Prediction

If it a coincidence that Coty Shock has back-to-back top tens since Slaw predicted his second of the season? Of course it isn’t. Chalk up a third one for the Shocker this weekend.

THANK YOU SHOCKER FOR SAVING SLAW!

Slawdiction: 10000000 out of 10.

Let’s move on to Slaw Lake City 1.

Tomac Wins

I called Eli for the win at Atlanta 1 and I was right on the money, like usual. Well, I’m here to tell you again that Eli gets it done tomorrow. Cooper will be in championship mode and this will allow Eli to pick up the W. Remember how good he was here last year? Exactly.

Craig Closes the Gap

Lots of Christian Craig flying at the test track stuff floating around. Do I always believe that stuff? No. Do I believe it in regards to Craig? Yes. He gets the W this weekend and closes the gap on Nichols.

The Jett Podiums

If Craig doesn’t win, then I have the Jett. But seeing as I’m 99 percent accurate with my predictions, Jett won’t win. So I have him on the podium. Thank me later.

AP Gets on the Box

Love what I’ve been seeing out of AP. What a career turnaround this dude has pulled off this year. It continues this weekend with a podium.

Anderson Doesn’t Get Penalized

LEAD SLAW LOCK OF THE WEEK. Mr. Fried finds a way not to get docked positions this weekend. Stamp it.

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