Power Rankings: Riders Who Could Wrestle A Bear and Win

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POWER RANKINGS ARE HERE!

This week Denny is in the hospital, Ginger Dog is grumpy, and J-Law is MIA, so Slaw and I decided that it was best to make a list reflecting which riders could wrestle a bear and win. If you guys are new here, read up on how Ben Lamay trains in the Alaskan back-country.

Have fun reading our lists and drop yours below in the comments!

Slaw Dog

-Ben is from Alaska. He literally catches and eats raw salmon for breakfast, then hunts a deer with his bare hands for lunch. For dinner, he fights bears.

-His nickname is LITERALLY the Bear. Of course he would fight a bear and win.

-Vince would clean out a bear so fast.

-JLaw would also beat a bear.

-RIP, Tyler. I should have actually had him higher on my list. Slaw’s mistake. We will do better.

Troy Dog

1.) Ben LaMay lives off of salmon and hibernates with the bears in Alaska every winter. He will always win this discussion.

2.) Weston Peick is the type of dude to have the most vicious bear calling him “Sir” by the end of a fierce battle.

3.) Ryan Hughes scares me, so I’m not going to say anything other than he will win no doubt. Maybe after the match they can lay in the sun together.

4.) Benny only wins because he’s 6’19. He’s not a tough guy by any means as displayed by his inability to hold me down at Indy to shave my head. Yet, he wins based on his size alone.

5.) The AMA Arenacross Championship comes down to Kyle Peters, Ryan Breece, and eight points If I’m Peters I do NOT want this guy behind me this weekend. Breece will do whatever it takes to win this championship and he will do anything to defeat this bear. He’s a little bit unhinged and I love that. I can’t wait to watch the AX finale this weekend. Breece vs. the Bear has a nice ring to it as well.

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Written by Troy Dog

Faster than Slaw Dog. Editor-in-Chief

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