A caller on the PulpMX Show Monday brought up a fascinating theory we felt must be explored. Does Jason Weigandt need a laugh coach?
“Maybe we could address the issue with Weege,” the caller starts. “Great guy, I know he’s probably never been hated on… he’s an intelligent son of a gun, but can we please teach him how to laugh properly? Can someone sit down with him? Can we take him to a laugh coach?”
Strong, strong take to begin a voicemail. I think he realizes that and then tries to do the classic “Not trying to be mean, BUT….”
“This dudes laugh is A) Creepy B) Creepy and C) Just weird. I love Weege. Beautiful face, should be an Abercrombie & Fitch model…”
We love Weege too, but Abercrombie & Fitch model? C’mon, man! That’s a bit too far.
Back to the laugh.
We reviewed thousands of hours of tape to determine if Weege does in fact need a laugh coach.
Look, it’s not the most beautiful laugh in the world, so we want to help Weege be the best man he can be. We are offering 5% (NOT $5. Slaw Dog ain’t making that mistake again) off all orders (Weege is cheap as shit so he wouldn’t approve of any other number) to help Weege get to a laugh coach. Use the code LAUGH at checkout to save.
Ts and ps to our boy Weege. We hope he can get the help he needs.
P.S. This is by far the strangest laugh in the HISTORY OF THE WORLD. At least Weege doesn’t laugh like this: