Completely Clueless: Southwick

Welcome back to your mom’s favorite segment. Let’s talk Southwick! I didn’t watch the race as I was at the World Famous Chilitown Raceway so this is what I gathered from the Twitter feeds and IG. 


  • Some people just have the skills, Jettson is one of those people. 
  • If Jett has Jettson Donuts, what would Shimoda name his sushi spot? Hopefully not Shimoda Sushi also though it does have a ring to it. Mertz I’ll take my 6.9% for that. 
  • J-Coops heard his name in the MXdN talk and wicked it back up. 
  • THE CHEF!!!! 
  • Stilez switched to Tom Vialle’s GP setup and has been crushing. Stilez to GP’s in 2023?  
  • Poor A-Stars needing to source their 69th visor on the year for Hunta.
  • Ty! 
  • Chris Prebula back inside the top 20. 17OA. 
  • Who is Cole Harkins? 


  • ET 3 in a row. 
  • Sexton has his work cut out for him if he wants this title! 
  • Aaron Plessinger sighting! 371 days since his last podium appearance. 
  • Ken is being Ken again 🙁 
  • CC went 5-6 for 8th at Redbud, then goes 3-8 for 5th. God I love the outdoors. 
  • Was anyone actually surprised by Anstie’s results? 
  • JA21 has crashed on 69% of the starts. 
  • Benny found the Jets! Someone get this guy some fresh gear! 
  • Maybe Bam Bam needed some potatoes. A great source of fuel. 
  • Chris Canning damn near put it in the top 10! 11th OA!
  • Speaking of big sand guys, Cullin Park putting into the top 15OA in his second 450 national ever. 
  • Supercross Rookie of the year calls is a career after this season. Long live Troll Train. 

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Written by Jeff Simpson

We met Jeff sleeping in a tent down the street from Loretta Lynn's... with his computer. At that point, we knew he would fit in with us. Then, he then drank all the white claw flavors none of us liked, and that's when we knew it was meant to be. Jeff officially became part of the crew.
We're terrible at asking questions, so we're not exactly sure what Jeff does for a living, but he loves petting his cats and dog, growing his beard, and living in a cornfield in Michigan. Jeff also likes to wear cycling glasses while driving his car and using his cameras. We like Jeff.

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