Clueless | Washougal

To be honest, I was on the links and missed the entire race but here is what I was able to gather from the twitter-sphere, IG, highlights and bench racing from the weekend.


  • Jett wins when Jett doesn’t actually win? 
  • J-Coops saw the video of Barcia on a 250 and promptly wins a moto. 
  • Can someone check on Hunter. 
  • Jo goes 3-3 for 4th. The opposite of Jettson.
  • Josh Varize and the AEO team are the best team no one knows about. 
  • A pack of Rich Minions in p.13-p.16. #handofbananas
  • Also, welcome back Dilan Schwartz. 
  • Three digit takeover! B-Ray, Chris Prebula, Austin Black and Max Miller closing out the top 20. 


  • Sexton and Tomac are out there playing hot potato with the overall and points lead. 
  • Eli was close but no potato. 
  • I’m still pulling for #teamfriedpotatoes. 
  • Kenny running at 69% still has him in 4th. 
  • CC has been quietly putting in top 5s. From the back of the pack. 
  • Bam Bam should race a 250 in the 450 class. 
  • What if Bam and CC move down to the 250s for the remainder of the season and winner gets the MXdN slot. Kinda sounds like that might actually happen.
  • Summer of Weltin is back like a Kid Rock concert at Pine Knob. WSX bound? Sounds like it.
  • McElarth is in need of a ride, should we crowdfund it? 
  • Home race for Hawaii’s own, Grant Harlan. Season best 16th.  
  • 2-Smokes only for Carson Brown. Top 20 OA. 
  • Josh Mosiman is still the fastest media member, by A LOT.  

Did you know that potatoes are conductors of electricity? Electric current is conducted between two metals inserted in the potato by forming a salt bridge between them. This occurs because the salt in the potato releases ions, allowing them to travel through the wire connecting the two metals. In short, a potato can act as a battery. 

See y’all at The Ranch. 


Written by Jeff Simpson

We met Jeff sleeping in a tent down the street from Loretta Lynn's... with his computer. At that point, we knew he would fit in with us. Then, he then drank all the white claw flavors none of us liked, and that's when we knew it was meant to be. Jeff officially became part of the crew.
We're terrible at asking questions, so we're not exactly sure what Jeff does for a living, but he loves petting his cats and dog, growing his beard, and living in a cornfield in Michigan. Jeff also likes to wear cycling glasses while driving his car and using his cameras. We like Jeff.

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