Unquotables, Seattle: “I Wasn’t Really Paying Attention, but the Heat Race This Weekend Was Enjoyable to Watch”

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Round 11 of Monster Energy AMA Supercross was held this past weekend in Seattle. And while there were a TON of great quotes during the press conference and such, we went deeper. And got things riders 100000000 PERCENT DID NOT SAY.

Without further ado, these are things that definitely WERE NOT said by the riders or personnel after the 11th round of the 2023 Monster Energy Supercross Championship, but we all know they were thinking it.

Kevin Moranz: “I’m awesome. I’m the best. I’m king of the worllllllddddd… oh shit.”

Cooper Webb: “Pew pew. Pew pew. You’re dead.”

Chase Sexton: “I’m actually betting on myself to crash when leading now. Winning more than a main event victory would pay, so I’m okay with it.”

Haiden Deegan: “I wasn’t really paying attention, but the heat race this weekend was enjoyable to watch.”

Jordon Smith: “Obviously last week sucked big time, but I feel like I made up for it with that zinger of a tweet.”

Justin Barcia: “Gotta say, it was a little bit weird to be just passing guys and nothing else really happening.”

Ken Roczen: “I’ve got my win this season. I proved everyone wrong. Doing it again isn’t necessary. And besides, I couldn’t top the podium celebration with the kickstarter so why even try.”

Enzo Lopes: “Everyone in the 250W class has agreed that Jett wins, RJ is second, Cameron third… but fourth is up for grabs and I want it to be me.”

Stilez Robertson: ““I’m awesome. I’m the best. I’m king of the worllllllddddd… oh shit.”

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Written by Coney Island Dog

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