“Washed Up Dirtbikers Association” Tee Available Now In Our Shop!


We’ve launched the World’s Largest Vurb Sweepstakes! The Vurbmoto Dreamstakes is your chance to win a Yamaha WOLVERINE RMAX2 1000 Sport, two (2) Yamaha TT-R110E motorcycles, AND $20,000 USD in cash! This grand prize is estimated to be almost $50,000! Right now we’re offering 50X the ENTRIES! To enter, purchase our  awesome merch at shopvurb.com to earn entries into the dreamstakes. No purchase necessary. See official rules for details.

If you haven’t noticed, shopvurb.com has been a party this year! When you buy our merch you’re instantly entered to win the Dreamstakes, which is an incredible deal if you ask me. We’ve been debuting some new tee merch offerings almost weekly and today we have released our “Washed Up Dirtbikers Association” tee. It comes in two colors black and slate. It retails for $30, which is normally 30 entries into the Dreamstakes, BUT we are running a 50X entries special right now that will get you 1,500 entries for buying one shirt. The more you buy, the more entries you will have for prizes.

Washed Up Dirtbikers Association Tee – Black

Washed Up Dirtbikers Association Tee – Slate

“We don’t want to make assumptions, BUT most of us on the Vurbmoto staff are washed up on a dirt bike, so we are going to assume you are too. We aren’t going pro, we’re not going to battle with Jett Lawrence for titles, and the only reason we’ll go to Loretta’s is to work and sweat ourselves sick. Let’s all embrace this by picking up the official shirt of our new association.”

That description is truly amazing if I do say so myself. In fact, All of the captions in our shop have the most INCREDIBLE captions of all-time. I wonder who wrote them?

Also we’re hosting a garage sale in our store with plenty of great deals that even Jason Weigandt would open his dusty wallet to buy.

Be cool and shopvurb.com.

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