Unquotables, Atlanta: “Can We Make This Look as much like Straight Rhythm as Possible”

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Round 13 of Monster Energy AMA Supercross was held this past weekend in Atlanta. And while there were a TON of great quotes during the press conference and such, we went deeper. And got things riders 100000000 PERCENT DID NOT SAY.

Without further ado, these are things that definitely WERE NOT said by the riders or personnel after the 13th round of the 2023 Monster Energy Supercross Championship, but we all know they were thinking it.

James Stewart: “I actually don’t want to remember a lot of the races that Ricky and I had.”

Feld Advisor: “Normally it’s just one guy doing a burnout, so the piece of wood doesn’t need to be too big.”

Track designer: “Can we make this look as much like Straight Rhythm as possible. The fewer corners, the better.”

Jason Anderson: “It was actually my wife that gave birth, but yeah, being there was exhausting too.”

Haiden Deegan: “It would be nice if I’d get some publicity. I’m actually second in points right now.”

West Coast-based rider: “It feels awesome waking up at the equivalent of 3 a.m. to go for the pre-race track walk.”

Adam Cianciarulo: “I’m not sure how I’m not injured. Maybe my luck is changing.”

Chase Sexton: “Previously when leading, I was thinking, ‘please don’t crash, please don’t crash’. This time, I was wondering what celebration I should do when I cross the line. Seemed to work.”

Hunter Lawrence: “I’m not sure if people have noticed but I’m crushing it this season.”

Main image: Yamaha

Written by Coney Island Dog

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