Slawdictions For Orlando 2: Cooper “Walking in a Spider” Webb Gets it Done

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As always, we’ll review my picks from Orlando 1 and then move on to Orlando 2.

FYI: You’re now reading predictions from a hot dog with slaw on it. Think about that and how you got to this point in your life.

Prediction

Bird Dog wrote a ridiculous column earlier this week and while I strongly disagree with most of it, I do think AC finally gets on the podium this weekend at his home race.

This prediction is strictly on Bird Dog. That’s right, he wrote some stupid s***, got in Slaw’s head and made me make a prediction I wasn’t happy with.

Slawdiction: 1/2 out of 10.

Prediction

I’m telling you doggies, this is a different Ken Roczen. He’s cool, calm and collected and here to shred the F’ING gnar. Yes, I just typed all that. Ken gets his fourth straight win this weekend. STAMP THAT S***.

If not for the damn Cooper “Walking in a Spider” Webb, WE would have nailed this. Alas, Ken got second and hell, that counts for something.

Slawdiction: 2 out of 10.

Prediction

Look, the 250SX East Region ain’t exactly murderers’ row right now, but hey, you gotta be in it to win it, right? Shimoda has back-to-back podiums and has been super consistent in just his second year. I like another podium this weekend.

With Jett Lawrence having half a shoulder and Christian Craig walking around with a club hand, I figured this was a shoe-in. But pretty sure Jo got a last place start (not confirmed) blasted his way to fourth. Hell of a ride for Jo.

Slawdiction: 4 out of 10.

Prediction

Indy was NOT good for our boy Justin Brayton. Look, when you get to a certain age, sometimes you just ain’t feeling it. So after three straight races outside the top ten, JB is back this weekend!

ONE DAMN SPOT. ARE YOU KIDDING ME!

Side note: Did you know that JB wears FLY Racing, the sponsor of this fire ass blog? Well, he does. Shop FLY, doggies.

Slawdiction: 2 out of 10.

Prediction

Do I think he takes out Friese at some point? Probably. I don’t think it happens this weekend though, as the AMA will be watching closely (maybe). By revenge, I mean Barcia is back on the podium this weekend. LEAD. SLAW. LOCK. OF. THE. WEEK.

ONE DAMN SPOT. If not for a late mistake in the whoops, I think BamBam would have had it.

Slawdiction: 9 out of 10.

On to Orlando 2. Let’s go.

Eli Tomac Back on the Podium

*RING RING LEAD SLAW LOCK OF THE WEEK ALERT* Crazy to think that the defending champion has gone two straight weeks without a podium. That changes this weekend. The Real Eli Tomac shows up this weekend and snags a podium. For extra Slaw, he will get second!

Webb Doubles Up

Cooper “Walking in a Spider” Webb needed to slow down the Roczen train and he did just that last weekend taking his second win of the year. He doubles up this weekend and makes it two-in-a-row!

Someone Wins the 250 West Opener

Have you seen the 250SX West Region entry list? Loaded doggies. I don’t know what is going to happen, so take this with a grain of Slaw, but someone will win the opener this weekend. Stamp it.

Alex Martin Podiums

Choo, Choo… All aboard the Troll Train! That’s right, Alex Martin will make the podium this weekend!

Broc Tickle Back in the Main

I’M NOT GOING TO GET MAD AT BROC FOR SCREWING ME IN FANTASY LAST WEEK….I’M NOT GOING TO GET MAD AT BROC FOR SCREWING ME IN FANTASY LAST WEEK….I’M NOT GOING TO GET MAD AT BROC FOR SCREWING ME IN FANTASY LAST WEEK….I’M NOT GOING TO GET MAD AT BROC FOR SCREWING ME IN FANTASY LAST WEEK….I’M NOT GOING TO GET MAD AT BROC FOR SCREWING ME IN FANTASY LAST WEEK….I’M NOT GOING TO GET MAD AT BROC FOR SCREWING ME IN FANTASY LAST WEEK….

Broc gets it done this weekend, but Slaw can’t pick him.

I’M NOT GOING TO GET MAD AT BROC FOR SCREWING ME IN FANTASY LAST WEEK….I’M NOT GOING TO GET MAD AT BROC FOR SCREWING ME IN FANTASY LAST WEEK….I’M NOT GOING TO GET MAD AT BROC FOR SCREWING ME IN FANTASY LAST WEEK….I’M NOT GOING TO GET MAD AT BROC FOR SCREWING ME IN FANTASY LAST WEEK….

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