WARNING: OLD MAN, GET OFF MY LAWN RANT ALERT!
Ugh. I never thought this day would come. Against the better advice from Slaw, Vurb has officially joined Ticky Tock. [Editor’s note: TikTok]
Before you start with that Boomer shit, yeah, I know I’m too old to give two craps about Tik Dock. I don’t want to care about it. I refuse to care about it.
The good thing is, we’ve put Seth Heggie, who I think is like 12, in charge of it for Loretta’s. Seth, if you’re reading this, you’re in charge of Tick Shock for Loretta’s.
Look, I’m sure the platform is great and wonderful and a bunch of pre-teens enjoy it. This Boomer will never ever, ever look at it. So set fire to the rain, Seth.
Who would’ve thought launching a dirtbike company mainly targeted to the younger generation would require us to, AGAINST OUR WILL, sign up for more bullshit social platforms?!
Enjoy Tick Bock. You can find me over on MySpace.
Happy Friday, SAID NO ONE.