Clueless: St. Louis

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It’s Monday and Clueless is back! Enjoy, but please don’t take it seriously. Or do and make sure to email Jason Weigandt if you have problems. Email him even if you don’t have problems…thanks.

– You know what are also “winner take all races”?

– Normal main events…

– And we were actually denied that, anyway, so we had another inconsequential third moto

– Not that Eli was complaining

– If a quarter of the field get penalized because they jumped on the red cross flag, maybe you should think harder about where it’s positioned

– Ya know, because of safety and everything…

– I’m not saying Barcia wasn’t looking where he was going, but if he had braked any later, it’d have been tomorrow

– Congrats Hunter in the podium

– Kitchen is looking really damn good, right about now

– And he’s giving Hampshire and Smith at least two more years in the 250 class

– Can we keep a scoreboard on RC’s pass predictions

– Sure Vegas would love to get involved in something like that

– Tomac is petitioning for a season of Triple Crown events

– I bet all those riders loved being interviewed by a sick lady

– But the piece about Roczen’s bike was actually useful

– Nothing kills the atmosphere on a broadcast better, than cutting to a pre-recorded interview during a race when the crowd are going ape-shit

– Loved how RC’s immediate reaction to that first-moto, first-lap pile-up, was that it was Friese

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Written by Coney Island Dog

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