Slaw Dog
Earlier this week, my fellow dog-worker, Bird Dog, wrote a 1000% scientific-based study to see if what you name your child has any relevance at all to future success.
Bird Dog doesn’t have the best track record, so I have no clue if he actually reached out to the scientific community or not, but he did bring up some good points.
With that in mind, I went searching the results from Loretta’s to find the best names I could. I spent about five minutes on this, so if you have a better listing… go kick rocks!
Slaw’s list is the only list that matters.
Here are the best names at Loretta’s, RANKED. Don’t @ me.
- Matteo Spitali-Gallegos
- Kash Cain
- Kayky DePinho
- Agustin Barreneche
- Diesel Thomas
- Liam Asselin
- Lynx Lacey
- Chance Charron
- Weston Otto
- Easton Luttrell
- Stilez Robertson
- Tiger Wood
- Jett Reynolds
- Chance Hymas
- Maximus Vohland
- Nate Thrasher (last name)
- Ryder DiFrancesco
- Jeter Ramirez
- Daxton Bennick
- Brad Smith
FYI: I will be selling Slaw merch soon. Hit me up in the comments if you want a tee. Dogs gotta eat.
Sign me up for a tee man!!!!!
i got ya, dog
I love your articles and I love a good slaw dog soooooo yea I’mma need one of those shirts!
Chilidogs [Ed note: He means Slaw Dogs] are way better than slaw dogs. Especially with a couple squirts of ketchup. Get out of town. I’m headed to the Varsity right now for lunch.
welcome to the slaw nation, timothy