Suzuki Should Hire Me as a Ambassador Since They Lost Ricky

It’s been tough sledding the past few years for us RM Army members. Repeatedly shitted on for having a kick start still (FYI: real doggies kick start their motorcycles) and now we lost The GOAT, Ricky Carmichael, as our ambassador.

That’s where I, humble leader of Slaw Nation come in. Suzuki needs to hire me, Slaw Dog, as their next brand ambassador!

Here are five reasons why:

1. I write fire blogs
2. I have 55 followers on Twitter
3. I have my own merch line
4. I ride at a C level for beginners
5. I don’t mind kickstarting my bike like real doggies do

Kawasaki has The King, Yamaha has RV, Suzuki has Slaw!

Have your people contact my people.

look at this beast ???????????????????????? get me on the program suzuki. #rmarmy #realdoggieskickstartheirbikes pic.twitter.com/gurNxvpeO1

— VurbSlawDog (@DogVurb) September 11, 2020