A Fist Full of Photos to Show You How Damn Hot It Was at Loretta’s on Wednesday

Mike Vizer is an anomaly. He enjoys cruising the United States in a 1994 Ford E-150 conversion van whilst stopping everywhere he can to sweat out gallons running around dirtbike tracks taking dirtbike photos. He has all kinds of magic devices wrapped around him that allow him to upload images to the internet faster than anyone else in the world. He tried karate for a few months in his much younger years, and didn't like it much at all, and never actually acquired a belt of any color. But he loves hotdogs with only cheese and mayonnaise on them. Again, he's an anomaly.