Clueless: San Fransisco Supercross

Everyone’s favorite moto column returns for 2024. That’s right, Clueless is back. Enjoy, but please don’t take seriously. Or do and make sure to email Jason Weigandt if you have problems.

– So I think we can officially call San Fran a “mudder”

– That Sexton start was a thing of beauty

– The Barcia one wasn’t, but it was still damn impressive

– If you want a bike for muddy conditions, it seems like Suzuki is a good choice

– I was kinda hoping Hunter would win, just so everyone would argue about whether this was his first 450SX

– Suddenly those “leader lights” seem like a pretty good idea

– Reports of Tomac’s demise have been greatly exaggerated

– It’s always amazing how much the riders who do well in a mud race, love them, whilst those who struggle, hate them

– It would have been great to have seen Nicoletti on the podium

– Good to see the AMA does know who Vince Friese is

– But do they know who Hunter is?

– Not sure I’d like that epilepsy-inducing flashing light inside the yellow pillar if I was a rider

– I’ve never put WD40 on my grips

– Nor have I ridden a wheelbarrow

– First it was DeCoster and now apparently it is the Lawrence’s who can get the whoops removed

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Written by Coney Island Dog

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