Down with Twitter!
Author: Chase Stallo	Chase Stallo | Monday, 15 June 2009 13:32

Twit Up

It has been a while since I have written a blog, but there is something that has been eating at me, sitting deep inside the pit of my stomach just gnawing away at my insides and I need to get it off my chest. Some of you may not agree with this blog, but guess what, I don’t care. Because this thing I speak of may be the worst trend to hit mainstream America since the Macarena. You laugh but I want to point out that at one time or another we all did it. Don’t deny it, just admit to it and accept the fact that we all fell into the trap. Anyways back to the point at hand, this thing I speak of, the Macarena of the new millennium, is twitter. I HATE twitter. I’m sorry but I do. I don’t understand it. Who is this world could possibly be important enough that you must know exactly what they are doing at 12:30 p.m. on a Tuesday afternoon. Who is that important that you must know that they just used the bathroom and it was number 2.

 

Now the media has picked up this ridiculous trend and ran with it faster that Usain Bolt. Now every major news, sports and entertainment organization has a twitter page. Who cares what Anderson Copper is thinking at 1:30 a.m. on Thursday? Get a life. Find something else to do with your life, rather than keep track of other people living theirs. If it were up to me I would kill twitter, whoever he or she is. I would challenge him or her to a bare-knuckle cage match and drape the tape wrap with glass. Yes, just like Bloodsport. And after about 2 minutes there would no longer be a twitter. He or she would be deceased.

 

So don’t ever twitter or twit me, EVER. I don’t care what you are doing. If I do I will pick up a telephone, remember those people, and call you. We will have a full-length conversation, and yes it can contain more than 140 characters, we will laugh and joke and talk about how much we hate twitter. Here’s to all you that agree with me and hate twitter, to everyone else it is now 2:30 p.m. on Monday and I just finished this blog.